Found Another One...

You might only think this is funny if you can relate closely. Some of them are so accurate it's scary!


Jeff Foxworthy on School Employees
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> YOU might be a school employee if you believe the
> playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you want to slap the
> next person who says, 'Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and
> have summers off.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if it is difficult to name
> your own child because there's no name you can come up
> with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is
> uttered.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you can tell it's a full
> moon or if it's going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!!
> Without ever looking outside.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you believe, 'shallow
> gene pool' should have its own box on a report card.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you believe that
> unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'Boy,
> the kids sure are mellow today.'
>
> YOU might be a school employee if when out in public, you
> feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not
> know and correct their behavior.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you have no social life
> between August and June.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you think people should
> have a government permit before being allowed to
> reproduce.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you wonder how some
> parents MANAGED to reproduce.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you laugh uncontrollably
> when people refer to the staff room as the 'lounge.'
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you encourage an
> obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home
> schooling and are willing to donate the U-HAUL boxes
> should they decided to move out of district.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you think caffeine
> should be available in intravenous form.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you can't imagine how
> the ACLU could think that covering your students chair
> with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the
> corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the
> public.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if meeting a child's parent
> instantly answers this question, 'Why is this kid like
> this?'
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you would choose a
> mammogram over a parent conference.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you think someone should
> invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and
> chairs for that matter!
>
> YOU might be a school employee if the words 'I have
> college debt for this?' has ever come out of your mouth.
>
> YOU might be a school employee if you know how many days,
> minutes, and seconds are left in the school year!